You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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