your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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