hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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