Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Thank you for not boning my boss.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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