So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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