i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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