idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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