people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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