why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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