Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Randomize
