she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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