is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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