it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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