Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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