Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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