Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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