But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
