she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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