Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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