I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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