O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
