roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think i have herpe
just one?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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