The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I think my moral compass just broke
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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