We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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