Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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