I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
