all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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