U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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