In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i will never coherently bang her
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
No he doesnât answer my texts except for like on New Yearâs Because like I was fucked up on New Yearâs and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you canât really recover from that
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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