Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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