its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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