Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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