do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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