Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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