You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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