That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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