I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
