He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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