I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
