Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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