When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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