Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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