Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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