how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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