you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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