then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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