Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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