Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Two words: nipple clamps
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