If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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