Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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