went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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